Classified

Classified is located behind a secret door in Saison, and is invite-only for certain United customers. Once you’re inside, it’s free from the standard airport noises of suburban moms seemingly FaceTiming every person they know and children watching Bluey on full blast. There are even private bathrooms. Highlights from the menu include tableside cocktails like a very fancy (and $44) Manhattan made with 12-year rye and a plate of bluefin tuna crudo that’s paired with avocado and ponzu. You might even sit next to Angelina Jolie and watch her dive into a half-dozen oysters.