Cuckoo Clock Brauhaus

A Bavarian Alps après-ski-themed restaurant in Little Haiti sure feels like the suggestion of a chatbot someone spilled water on. But that's exactly what Cuckoo Clock is, and we're glad to have another good German food option in a city without many. (We're also glad that this isn’t just the hallucination of a dying computer.) They serve a massive schnitzel that stays juicy despite being pounded ultra-thin, and their huge pretzel goes well with the käsefondue—just about the only fondue you'll find in Miami outside The Melting Pot. Bring a group of friends who want to down cold German beer and big portions of crispy pork in a room that feels like a ski lodge, and briefly pretend we live in a city that gets snow.

photo credit: Cleveland Jennings / @eatthecanvasllc

photo credit: Cleveland Jennings / @eatthecanvasllc

photo credit: Cleveland Jennings / @eatthecanvasllc