Wasting Your Time and Money
Wasting Your Time and Money
Papi Steak
Papi Steak is an awful South Beach restaurant perfect for burning through cash before you’re indicted by the FBI.
Red South Beach
Red South Beach is a South Of Fifth steakhouse that doesn’t do enough to earn a spot among the top tier of Miami steakhouses.
Elcielo Miami
Elcielo is a boring tasting menu restaurant in Brickell that isn’t worth your time or money.
Pummarola Coral Gables
Pummarola Coral Gables is a casual Italian restaurant with multiple locations in Miami.
Hutong
Hutong is a flashy Chinese restaurant in Brickell with a high-tech interior and underwhelming food.
PM Fish & Steak House
PM Fish is a strange, expensive Argentinian restaurant in Brickell where there’s really only one thing on the menu worth eating.
Swan
Swan in the Design District is overpriced and incredibly pink, but can be useful for certain situations, like seeing a celebrity.
Strada In The Grove
Strada is a below-average Italian restaurant in Coconut Grove that’s too expensive and not good for much.
Los Fuegos
Los Fuegos is an expensive, over-the-top steakhouse in Mid-Beach that isn’t as interesting as it looks.
Barton G. The Restaurant
Barton G. is a grossly expensive restaurant that serves bad food alongside ridiculous props.
Chotto Matte
Chotto Matte is an expensive Peruvian/Japanese restaurant on Lincoln Road that’s not worth your time or money.