9 "Wasting Your Time and Money" restaurants in Miami.
Swan in the Design District is overpriced and incredibly pink, but can be useful for certain situations, like seeing a celebrity.
Los Fuegos is an expensive, over-the-top steakhouse in Mid-Beach that isn’t as interesting as it looks.
Ember is an upscale American restaurant in the Design District that looks way more interesting than it actually is.
Strada is a below-average Italian restaurant in Coconut Grove that’s too expensive and not good for much.
Chotto Matte is an expensive Peruvian/Japanese restaurant on Lincoln Road that’s not worth your time or money.
PM Fish is a strange, expensive Argentinian restaurant in Brickell where there’s really only one thing on the menu worth eating.
Juvia is a rooftop restaurant in South Beach where the only good thing is the view.
Barton G. is a grossly expensive restaurant that serves bad food alongside ridiculous props.