Wasting Your Time and Money
Wasting Your Time and Money
Page 2The Polo Lounge
The Polo Lounge seems like one of those classic Old Hollywood spots, but the food and the scene are awful. There are better places for star sightings.
Pink’s Hot Dogs
Every city has a Pink’s - a tourist-mobbed “classic” that’s actually not very good. Let’s discuss.
The Griddle Cafe
The Griddle is a sham. It’s a crowded, disgusting tourist trap still cooking food like we’re deprived adolescents left alone in a gumball factory.
Petite Taqueria
Petite Taqueria on La Cienega is an overpriced, sceney Mexican spot that you should want no part of.
Hot N Juicy Crawfish
Hot N Juicy Crawfish is an eat-seafood-out-of-a-bag chain restaurant and where you go for pure comfort.
Chin Chin
Chin Chin is an aggressively mediocre Chinese restaurant with a total see and be seen crowd.
Le Petit Four
Le Petit Four is a mediocre French restaurant on The Strip that you’re visiting relatives will always ask to go to.
Koi
Koi is an over-priced and run-of-the-mill sushi restaurant full of people only there in hopes of being photographed.
Chinois On Main
There are a whole bunch of reasons why you shouldn’t go to Chinois On Main in Santa Monica - but the most important one is that the food is terrible.
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Petrossian Caviar and Champagne Bar
Petrossian Caviar and Champagne Bar is an overpriced drinking spot in LAX that’s exactly what you need during an eight-hour layover.
Elephante
Elephante is a rooftop bar/restaurant in the heart of downtown Santa Monica with great views and a crowd of bankers.