“Tips For Getting Your Number Taken At A Restaurant?”

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Dear Infatuation: A Valentine’s Day Restaurant Advice Column

Dear Infatuation,

Any tips for getting your number taken at a restaurant? Or even better, are there any specific spots that are good for this type of thing?

Thanks,

Call Me Later

Dear Call Me Later,

We’re not sure if there are any places where the wait staff and patrons are, um, particularly horny, but there’s a lot of power in wearing your favorite outfit, finding the hottest person in the room, and slipping them your number. We left our digits on a receipt at [REDACTED RUSTIC ITALIAN RESTAURANT] in an act of passion once. Did they ever call us? No. But was it extremely awkward every time we went to [DEFINITELY NOT ANTICO NUOVO] after that? Absolutely.

XOXO, The Infatuation LA ❤️