If the name of this Bermondsey spot offends you then clearly you’ve never felt the rage of chasing up an unpaid invoice for the sixth time. Actually, feel free to use their name as the subject line of your next chase email. As you can probably guess from the name, this isn’t the most quiet or understated spot. There’s always music playing and you’ll find big colourful paintings on the walls, doodles everywhere, and an entirely terrifying doll’s head next to the till. Basically, you come here when you need a comfy sofa to work on and an atmosphere that’s upbeat enough to stop you nodding off mid email-sesh. Heads up, they’re open 7am to 7pm.
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Jose Pizarro is a tiny tapas bar in Bermondsey that's great for drinking sherry and eating excellent plates of tapas.
Village East is one of the best spots in Bermondsey for brunch, and it works for a group dinner or low-key date too.
Pizarro is a Spanish restaurant in Bermondsey with excellent wine and tapas. Get the Iberico Presa and croquetas.
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The Breakfast Club London Bridge
The Breakfast Club, unsurprisingly, does excellent all-day breakfasts.
E. Pellicci is an old-school classic in Bethnal Green. It’s warm and welcoming, and if you don’t get a Full English breakfast, you did it wrong.
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