Wasting Your Time and Money
Wasting Your Time and Money
Michael Jordan's Steak House
The only reason to come to this tourist trap is for garlic bread and chocolate cake.
Bambola
Bambola is a clubby, Silk-Road-themed restaurant in the West Loop with underwhelming European and Asian-inspired dishes.
BLVD
BLVD is a restaurant in the West Loop that’s supposed to evoke the feel of 1950′s glamour, and fails.
Su Casa
Other than tourists, we don’t understand who eats at Su Casa. But it’s a perplexing place for other reasons.
Friends Ramen
Friends Ramen serves mini ramen bowls in the Gold Coast, but it's not very good. Skip it and opt for regular size ramen bowls somewhere else.
Pizzeria Portofino
Pizzeria Portofino is an upscale pizza place right on the Chicago River serving bad Italian food and mediocre pies.