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Chelsea Living Room
Chelsea Living Room made a name for itself based on a mozzarella stick topped with caviar. Except it’s not called a mozzarella stick, it’s called “crispy cheese with caviar,” and it comes one to an order for $49. In its defense, the stick itself has a nice fry. But the mozzarella inside is watery, and the caviar—which must be responsible for the majority of your $49—is uncomfortably warm. If you’ve found yourself mesmerized by internet videos of Chelsea Living Room cheese pulls this might come as a shock, but the food here is not good.
photo credit: Patrick Dolande
photo credit: Patrick Dolande
photo credit: Patrick Dolande
photo credit: Patrick Dolande
photo credit: Patrick Dolande
Still, if you’re looking for a sceney place in Chelsea where you can drink a pornstar martini and disassociate, this isn’t a terrible choice. At the entrance there's a fake fireplace and a backgammon set no one has ever used, and then two dark rooms where people on fourth dates pretend to enjoy pasta with caviar because it's going to cost them $98. In case you end up here, snag a bar seat, skip the food, and spend as little of your money as possible— while getting in all the people-watching you’ll need for a month at least.
Food Rundown
Dirty Martini
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Cacio e Pepe Pot Pie
Pigs in a Blanket
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